The Dallas Mavericks and Dirk Nowitzki might eventually get to meet U.S. President Barack Obama. But their huge success by wining the NBA title brought them another big honor – presenting the Top 10 on the David Letterman Show.

The U.S. entertainment maestro had eight players, Mavericks coach Rick Carlisle and Mavericks owner Mark Cuban each read out one of  his famous Top 10 list via satellite from the American Airlines Center.

Here is a break down of the Top Ten Good Things About Winning The NBA Championship.

No. 10: forward Shawn Marion, “I don’t have to sit here and lie about how winning isn’t important.’’

No. 9: guard JJ Barea, “The congratulatory sext from Anthony Weiner.’’

No. 8: guard Rodrigue Beaubois, “Helped take the sting out of hearing Hef’s wedding was cancelled.’’

No. 7: forward Brian Cardinal, “It’s every kid’s dream to lick the Larry O’Brien Trophy.’’

No. 6: coach Rick Carlisle, “U.S. Constitution permits NBA champs to sit in on national security briefings.’’

No. 5: center Tyson Chandler, “Celebrating with my kitties.’’

No. 4: forward Caron Butler, “Why didn’t anyone tell me we won?’’

No. 3: guard Jason Terry, “Now I can ask Mark Cuban for a raise.’’

No. 2: owner Mark Cuban, “If you thought I was cocky and obnoxious before – get ready.’’

No. 1: forward Dirk Nowitzki, “It might land me a Kardashian sister.’’

Here is a shortened video of the skit.



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